From Befriending Obama to Eating Your Cat: How Do Your Pregnancy Dreams Compare?

In spite of how tired you are all the time, pregnancy sleep isn’t exactly known for being refreshing. And any sleep you do get is probably filled with crazy dreams. Take it from the moms-to-be of Reddit.

“I just woke up and had a ton of extremely vivid dreams. In one of them, I ate my cat ALIVE five times and made brownies with her one of those times,” Reddit user feistaspongebob writes. “Ugh, I just want to have sexy dreams like so many other women have, why can’t that be me?”

While that question may have been rhetorical, it prompted other pregnant women to chime in with their own weird dreams.

“I have dreams where J.Lo is best friends with a small fish, ones where Mario chases me around a hospital trying to kill me, ones where I’m a kidnapper and a bomb expert, and most recently I dreamt that me and Barack Obama bonded over being left handed while he gave me detention for skipping school. Pregnancy dreams are freaky as heck.”

“I had a very graphic dream where I delivered my baby MYSELF in my work bathroom and then drove myself and the baby to the hospital. Another dream I had was pretty vivid about me going in for a check up at the doctor but they told me I needed to shower first—but I would be showering in a public shower with other women. But before the shower, we would all have our picture taken with all the nurses and about 50 friends from college, high school, etc. Weirdest dream so far.”

“I dreamed I was in a competition to make Camembert cheese but I accidentally made butter and was sad. It was like the cheese equivalent of a disappointing sex dream.”

If you can top the cheese equivalent of a disappointing sex dream, we definitely want to hear it.