There's Finally a Book of All the F**cked Up Things Little Kids Do
Meet Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, the ladies behind The Pump and Dump Show. These Denver-based moms are here to remind you that even on your worst parenting day, you’re doing a great job. After years of touring on their live comedy shows, the duo is out with a book: "Parentally Incorrect: True Tales by Real Moms About the F**cked Up Things Their Kids Have Done.”
After years of contemplation and wishing for the right time to have our (book) baby, we finally realized that what they say is true: there is never a “right” time, you just have to go for it. People kept asking us, when are you gonna have a (book) baby? Do you even want to have a (book) baby? And we were so tired of changing the subject and distracting our audience from our (book) fertility issues.
After years of trying and timing our cycles (tours), we finally conceived Parentally Incorrect out of tens of thousands of hilarious submissions about the most F-ed Up Things Your Kids Have Done—from five and a half years of live shows—and, we gotta be honest, pregnancy has been tough, but this baby was WORTH IT.
We hope you enjoy this book because the truth is that it was born from you. Our moms, or #BREEDERS as we affectionately call you, have made this show and this book possible. We hope you give this to your bestie or hide this in your closet to read in your most vulnerable parenting moments because that’s what it’s for. YOU ARE NOT ALONE and our baby is here to remind you of that.
Here’s a look at some of the most f-ed up things your kids have done over the years.
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