BookmarkBookmarkTickBookmarkAddCheckBoxFilledCheckBoxCircleBumpCheckedFilledMedical

There's Finally a Book of All the F**cked Up Things Little Kids Do

That poop fetish your toddler has? You're not alone.
save article
profile picture of The Bump Editors
Updated March 8, 2018
mom and son laughing together on the couch
Image: Crystal Marie Sing

Meet Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, the ladies behind The Pump and Dump Show. These Denver-based moms are here to remind you that even on your worst parenting day, you’re doing a great job. After years of touring on their live comedy shows, the duo is out with a book: "Parentally Incorrect: True Tales by Real Moms About the F**cked Up Things Their Kids Have Done.”

After years of contemplation and wishing for the right time to have our (book) baby, we finally realized that what they say is true: there is never a “right” time, you just have to go for it. People kept asking us, when are you gonna have a (book) baby? Do you even want to have a (book) baby? And we were so tired of changing the subject and distracting our audience from our (book) fertility issues.

After years of trying and timing our cycles (tours), we finally conceived Parentally Incorrect out of tens of thousands of hilarious submissions about the most F-ed Up Things Your Kids Have Done—from five and a half years of live shows—and, we gotta be honest, pregnancy has been tough, but this baby was WORTH IT.

We hope you enjoy this book because the truth is that it was born from you. Our moms, or #BREEDERS as we affectionately call you, have made this show and this book possible. We hope you give this to your bestie or hide this in your closet to read in your most vulnerable parenting moments because that’s what it’s for. YOU ARE NOT ALONE and our baby is here to remind you of that.

Here’s a look at some of the most f-ed up things your kids have done over the years.

Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
Image: The Pump and Dump Show
save article
Article removed.
Name added. View Your List
ADVERTISEMENT

Next on Your Reading List

mom and daughter laughing while reading a book
Humor May Be the Secret to Stronger Parent-Child Bonds, Study Finds
By Wyndi Kappes
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively attend the "Deadpool & Wolverine" New York Premiere on July 22, 2024 in New York City.
Blake Lively on the Funny Cake She Made for Her Son's First Birthday
By Wyndi Kappes
tired mother kissing newborn baby
The 8 Key Moments You Need to Survive in Your First Year of Parenthood
By Kathryn Smith
ADVERTISEMENT
mom looking at baby napping
Viral Video Jokes About the All-to-Real Naptime Freedom Paralysis
By Wyndi Kappes
funny tiktok video of dad gentle parenting
One Dad's "Gentle Parenting With Malicious Intent" TikTok Goes Viral
By Wyndi Kappes
costumed creepy easter bunny
15 Hilarious Photo Fails of Kids Meeting the Easter Bunny
By Ashlee Neuman
close up of lit candles on a birthday cake
Mom Hilariously Opens Up About Celebrating Son’s Birthday on the Wrong Day
By Nehal Aggarwal
ADVERTISEMENT
This Reddit Thread Is Celebrating Moms and All Their #MomFail Moments
This Reddit Thread Is Celebrating Moms and All Their #MomFail Moments
By Nehal Aggarwal
Annoying Things Almost All Parents Say
Annoying Things Almost All Parents Say
By Elena Donovan Mauer
you're mom illustrated humorous book cover
Liz Climo’s New Picture Book for Adults Is the Content Parents Need
By Nehal Aggarwal
ADVERTISEMENT
amy schumer with her bay son and husband walking in the park
The Hilarious Reason Amy Schumer Changed Her Son's Name
By Nehal Aggarwal
celebrity chrissy teigen
Chrissy Teigen Just Wants a Few Minutes Alone and Every Mom Can Relate
By Nehal Aggarwal
amy schumer walks in rainy city street
Amy Schumer Shares Hilarious Parenting Hack on Her YouTube Channel
By Nehal Aggarwal
ADVERTISEMENT
babies dressed up for valentines day in a chocolate heart box
Babies Dressed as Valentine’s Day Chocolates Are Too Cute to Handle
By Nehal Aggarwal
parents nap on couch at newborn shoot
Exhausted Parents Adorably Fall Asleep During Baby’s Photoshoot
By Nehal Aggarwal
Happy baby wearing a onesie thats "born awesome."
25 Reasons Babies Rock
By Lissa Poirot and Sarah Yang
elf on the shelf fails
The Funniest Elf on the Shelf Fails of the Season
By Christin Perry
ADVERTISEMENT
chrissy teigen holding her toddler daughter
Chrissy Teigen Says No One Takes Photos of Her and Moms Can Relate
By Nehal Aggarwal
toddler holds envelope addressed to santa
18 Kids Who Wrote the Cutest Letters to Santa
By Holly Pevzner
baby monitor with red filter
Scary Baby Monitor Image Is Going Viral and the Comments Are Hilarious
By Nehal Aggarwal
ADVERTISEMENT
Article removed.